99 Words for Boobs...

A tip o' the hat to richmanwisco for this one. This one should probably be considered NSFW...

You Go, Fred...

All I can say is that it sure is nice to see a potential Republican candidate who will actually sling it back at pathetic idiots like Micheal Moore. I wish more Republicans (including our current president) would stand up for themselves like this...

Pathetic Business Practices...

It is really hard for me to determine which is more pathetic, SCO's inane lawsuits against Linux vendors, or Media Rights Technologies deplorable attempt at drumming up business.

There is really only one word that describes the practices of either of these companies: pathetic!

Stupid Quiz Time

The sad thing is that a measly 86% puts me in a category above most actual High School students. This sort of harkens back to my Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader post... With this much stupidity in the world, is it any wonder Democrats exist?

You paid attention during 86% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

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It is May, and the Brewers are at the Top

It is May 2nd, and with last nights victory over the despised Cardinals (if you wonder why the Cardinals are despised in these here parts, think 1982 World Series), the Brewers now have the best record in the major leagues. Enjoy it while it last, folks...

While we are on the subject of the Cardinals, while it is true that we hate your team almost as much as we hate the Cubs, we are also saddened by your loss, and pray for your healing.

Now, with that out of the way, let's sweep these stupid red birds out of town, boys!!